While pouring almost every sauce on the table on to the bland noodles which we ordered at Aromas of China Teju said
Teju: Happy birthday in advance
Teju: So what are you gifting me?
Me: Huh?? Gifting you? I thought the birthday was mine!
Teju: Yeah I know, but let’s have a change this time. You can get me a Louis Vuitton bag.
Me: (Digging deep into the noodles) Yeah definitely
When the lunch got over, along with the bill came the fortune cookies
Teju: Hey see what I got… “Your popularity increases once you express your desires.” I always wanted to be famous. So why don’s you get me a Louis Vuitton bag?
Me: But see what I got. “Forget the entanglement of love, but forget not to practice charity”. So no gifts. I will do some charity instead. What say?
Teju: Right. But don’t you know that charity begins at home? So why don’t you get me a Louis Vuitton bag?
I’m kinda becoming proud of my wife’s sense of humor